*1. One more book eh? What have we done to deserve this? Thanks for your heartfelt condolences*
I just couldn't help myself. It has been three years since my last book came out and I forgot how much everyone hated my stuff. So. Sorry. *2. Tell me and other suffering souls who will be forced to read this, as little as possible about your alleged book.*
Six kids play a deadly game of Tag in Chicago. Some characters you'll like, some you'll hate. Or maybe you'll hate them all. *3. What medication do you recommend? And how much will you pay us to read your book?*
Definitely caffeine. Through chocolate. I would love to pay you all in chocolate, but the post office is picky about mailing perishables. *4. Why did you choose that title? Shouldn't you have thought of us?*
RT Book Review gives it the reward for "most self-explanatory title." So maybe I just lack imagination.