Saturday, November 29, 2008

Weird Stuff At a time of crisis

The most astounding, weird stuff is happening now in India.

The Prime Minister has warned Pakistan for the 3462474th time. He's asked the ISI chief to visit, all expenses paid.

The Home Minister said: "Before I could reach there, the terrorists who had attacked one of the hospitals, the Cama Hospital, had left and those who attacked the railway station had also left," Union Home Minister Shivraj Patil said. NOTHING bothers this man.

Our 'President' is vacationing in Vietnam and has not thought it necessary to return to India. On second thoughts, let her stay there.

Sonia Gandhi has condemned the attack. Imagine that!

Rahul Baba, heir-apparent, with no known source of income, has said "Its a terrorist attack." Now that's profound!


SunRays said...

I surely hope that bloke is not coming to India for an all expenses paid Indian Vacation.

Vasudev Murthy said...

The news is that he's not coming. He's busy preparing for the next terrorist attack. I'm sure our Prime Minister understands.

Grasshopper said...

My grand mother says that she would suspect the bjp, the only party that stands to gain from terrorism during the congress rule.
Pointing fingers at others, we point three to ourselves, don't we?

Vasudev Murthy said...


I point fingers at the Congress. If three point at me, fine. I know what I feel and am least bothered whether someone else suspects the BJP.


Mampi said...

He actually said that??

Anonymous said...

We still live in Sarkar Raj. No wonder we are still a developing country while the rest of the world has surged ahead. And if India actually survives the current economic crisis, it will all be, DESPITE the government.